Edgar

 

Edgars First Journey

At fast approaching night time,
Edgar made his move;
And as it was the perfect crime,
I can only disapprove!

The staircase clock said “half past eight,
“So hurry, Edgar, or you’ll be late”.
Out of bed he leapt,
And dressed in oldest gear;
Then down the stairs he crept,
So none of us would hear.

“Its a quarter to, the large clock said,
As out the door our Edgar sped.
He ran out of the garden gate,
And down the narrow lane;
Because our Edgar was so late,
He ran and ran again.

The moon was softened by the air,
And shone and lit up everywhere.
Poor Edgar was in such a rush,
And wondered if theyd gone.
Oh no, Ive left my new toothbrush,
But I must carry on.

A toothbrush?! Edgar are you mad?
Please do tell us why.
But if I do, youll say I had
A dream of how to fly”.
Edgar, dear, you know what mother said;
“You must not have too much to eat before you go to bed!”

Still he ran, and never stopped;
I wish hed tell us why.
Hed have run and run until he dropped
If he had not looked at the sky.

There they are, he cried out loud,
And pointed to a small white cloud.
Im coming, wait for me to come,
And with it he did lift his thumb!
(Hed clearly had too much to eat,
For, much to my surprise,
He leapt up from his tiny feet,
And covered up his eyes!)

Amazingly, I saw him leave the ground,
And soon he was a good way in the air.
There came a sudden, frightful sound;
Then Edgar wasnt there!

Unknown to us, our Edgar dear
Had gone unto the stars;
And very soon he was quite near
The planet we call Mars.

On he went, through hot and cold,
But all the time, he was so bold.
Then he saw a speck of white:
The others from his school;
They too had left just as the night
Air crept with calm and cool.

The morning came and we awoke,
And looked in Edgars room.
But though we looked, and asked and spoke,
His whereabouts we must assume!

A week went by and then two more;
No sign of Edgar yet.
There came a knock upon the door:
Some friends, theyd brought the vet!

The vet, I shrieked with booming voice;
(For want of any better choice.)
The vets son, Willies also lost,
And many others too:
The Jamess boys, and Davie Frost;
And Bob, and Spike and Hugh!

All the law force searched around,
But not a trace could find.
Though Edgar, he was safe and sound,
But terribly unkind.

Two weeks more we had to wait,
Then home the party came.
Youre four weeks and six days too late,
Now who is there to blame?!

Then Edgar told a frightful fable,
And I thought that he was quite unstable.
But still, insistent as they all did seem;
Oh Edgar, dear, where have you been?

No more, said Edgar, or the rest,
And to this day Ive never guessed
Where Edgar went that night;
But now we keep his door shut tight,
So if, perchance, it opens out,
The burglar alarm will shout!